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The Absolute Insanity Of Donald Trump’s Big Alabama Pep Rally, In 17 Tweets

CREDIT: SCREENSHOT
CREDIT: SCREENSHOT

Trump-mania reached new heights in Alabama today as The Donald held a pep rally in a 40,000 seat football stadium in Mobile, Alabama. The stadium was not, in fact, full — but about 20,000 people attended — and it was a wild scene.

People waited in huge lines over 4 hours before the event was scheduled to start

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/634817389348147200

A neo-Confederate activist passed out racist literature to people arriving by car

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https://twitter.com/costareports/status/634842836148490240

Donald Trump buzzed the stadium in his 757

https://twitter.com/CNNSitRoom/status/634861779655507969

Jeb Bush’s Super PAC countered with a plane of their own

https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/634868374934171648

These people are very thankful that Trump will be the next President

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/634870138525782016

Trump entered to “Sweet Home Alabama”

https://twitter.com/ThePatriot143/status/634884368901767168

He wore white shoes

https://twitter.com/tgibersonpnj/status/634890490278625280

A United States Senator wore one of Trump’s “Make America Great Again” hats

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/634885929103179776

Sen. Jeff Sessions (R-AL) had nice things to say about Trump but didn’t formally endorse him.

Trump said his favorite book was the Bible. His second favorite was his own.

https://twitter.com/FoxBusiness/status/634888667526471681

Trump is sick of the dummies

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/634890753420972032

And Oreos

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/634892367636643840

Donald Trump believes that Donald Trump is very smart

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/634892533802266624

Trump will fix women

https://twitter.com/trilbe/status/634896598271660032

He randomly started trashing old race horses

https://twitter.com/pbump/status/634894564923428865

He promised to never ride a bike

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/634895663638126593

Trump exits to Twisted Sister

https://twitter.com/briantashman/status/634897428810960896

How Trump left

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/634894754107363328

Scene.